{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?","punchline":"A bah-humbug.","id":229}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give a sick lemon?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":233}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do planets listen to?","punchline":"Nep-tunes.","id":255}
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